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Monday will be so harsh…
oh god paz :c
I am not excited to view your disappointment.
went to type okcupid into url address bar
typed “genderqueer.com” instead
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Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
Omg
Frying heart
My goal in life is to try every variety of Goldfish. Currently accepting donations. I don’t have a paypal though so just send it to my parents’ house. Thanks
I usually end up with a massive shit ton.
now I know. now I know.
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